Battle Rifle
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In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!
- — Some Marine on his weapon.
Otherwise known as the Noobtraliser made even the most retarded NOOB jump off a cliff.
[edit] Origins
The Bee-Arr, Beast Gun, or Butt Rape, was a spitball gun with a teacher scope attached to it. made to replace the MA5B, a weapon that while big and intimidating looking, was as about as useful as an SMG (Sucky Machine Gun). The Master Chief bitched and moaned for something better, and being the spoiled baby that he is, he got it. Of course, this came at the cost of his Jesus gun, the M6D, but he was too stupid to care. It was considered to be god in halo 2, so Bungie thought "lol nope" and made it slightly crappy in Halo 3. all the BR noobs and MLG players noticed it, and started to bitch, but nobody cared. to this day, nobody cares. MLG keeps bitching, but Bungie just keeps saying "lol nope" at them. the BR is actually the new Jesus gun in both halo 2 and 3, despite what those retards at MLG think. The Bee-Arrgh is a very intimidating weapon, but the bastards from Bungie made it to that the shitty Battle Rifle had to be hardcore. I think its annoying because you have to re-shoot this gun...so tell those drunk "hardcore" mother-lovers that its just a game, and that "4-Shotting" is not the way Michael Jackson was laid to rest. it was originally supposed to be called the 'beer gun' but the pirates got to call it the bee- arrggh.
