The Chief started to climb a structure to get to the control room, where he was insulted, harassed and raped by Cortana. Cortana, who started to get even more info from the Halo thingy, is now horrified by the images of Forerunners' faces. Then, Cortana found out that the "weapon cache" that some interrogated Elite revealed to Keyes was actually a drug barn and, more importantly, held AIDS. Cortana urged Master Chief to try to stop Keyes before it's late, while she stays in the Halo database, watching alien porn and waits for MC to "return" for a "suprise."
Echo 419: " Good Luck "
Two Elites appear with Gruntiness
Master Chief:"K let me in !!!"
MC hops back in Pelican but dies when he reaches the bottom but the checkpiont saved while he was in Pelican epic failnbut after dying 666 times he restarted the level
I Would Have Been Your MotherfuckerEdit
The level sart with Grunt sniffing his WTF ?... um you might not want to know I didn't know someone would be such a dumbass as to hire a gay Grunt
Echo 419: *listening to 107.9*
Master Chief:"WOULD YOU TURN IT DOWN !!"
Angry Elites appear. Tthey are angry cuase the loud music reminds them they can't rap with four lips
Master Chief:"Meet me at the pyramid"
Echo 419:*Still listening to 107.9*
The Elites and Master Chief have a bar fight
Master Chief:"I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR DADDY BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS TOO DAMN UGLY !!"
After a while of fighting police arrives and when they see MC
Police:"We got you Vader !"
*tear gas fires*
Master Chief:"What the Fuck?"
*tear gas explodes* but don't worry the gas went through the breathing holes in MC's helmet so he is subdued then the polce takes him towards a room but got raped by invinsible Elites
Master Chief:"Great where am I ?"
If You Had Super GruntinesssEdit
MC walks towards an Elite
Master Chief:"Is the Banshee for sale"
Naster Chief:"Can I have it?"
Arbiter:"I need it for protection"
Master Chief:"Dude we have infinite health"
MC hops in Banshee
Master Chief:"Nope cya noob"
Arbiter:"WTF?" *throw plasma grenade but miss as usual* "Great now he gonna bitch endlessly again"
Jackal:"Dude you drop this" *hand over the plasma grenade*
Arbiter:*screams in a girly voice*
meanwhile at the conrol room
Master Chief:"K Cortana here is the conrol room"
Cortana:"K I'm in wait .. Oh my"
Cortana:"Go and get ODST so I can play the Reach beta !"
Master Chief:"Oh you got to b-"
So, the mister Chief does it not to get raped.