FANDOM


AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!
Halopedia
For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Achievement.
Cquote1Oh Yer! Achievement Unlocked! I'm better then you! Cquote2
— Noob who unlocked the "Press Start" Achievement.


!!!Story Time Everybody!!!Edit

Achievement-unlocked-become-president-barack-obama

Obama has an xbox.

Ok one day Microsoft sh4t out Xbox Live. N00bs ruled here. Then Microsoft created the 360, again with Live. N00bs rule here, but with a more annoying feature to it. ACHIEVEMENTS! As the true players thought of it as a small challenge, the noobs saw this as a form of nourishment!

Examples includeEdit

  • Excessive screaming at time of unlock.
  • Many types of masturbation as an aftermath.
  • Shouting down microphone words like "N00b" and "Im 1337"!
  • Recording the times when you unlock achievments so you can watch them again. This is called being a Achievment Whore.

Known Acheivements Edit

  • Press Start Button: self explanatory
  • Necrophiliac: Teabag an enemy's corpses, common amongst noobs
  • 1337 award: h4v3 4 64m3rt46 wr1773n 3n7ir3ly 1n "1337 5p34k"
  • Uber-Hard Ridiculously Tough To Get Acheivement: Kill 1 Grunt on Easy
  • Achievement Whore: Unlock and recording all achievements
  • Killing yourself over 9000 times: self explainatory
  • N00biness: yelling n00b 100 times on live, the most commonly gotten achievement
  • HARDER THEN Uber-Hard Ridiculously Tough To Get Acheivement: kill a fish in campaign mode
  • HOLY SHIT: Get laid*Found to be impossibe becuse noobs lack d*cks.
  • Elite Raper: Rape a Elite
  • Hunter Raper: Rape a Hunter. Found to be impossible and the Hunter ends up raping you!

Many people have unlocked some of these achievements.

Known Grunt AcheivementsEdit

  • Gruntiness: The hardest possible. Worth 1,000,000 Gamerscore.
  • Minor: Get promoted to Minor.
  • Major: Get promoted to Major.
  • Heavy: Get promoted to Heavy.
  • Spec-Ops: Get promoted to Spec-Ops.
  • Ultra: Get promoted to Ultra.
  • Deacon: Become a Deacon.
  • Kill an enemy: Self explainatory.
  • I NEED AN ADULT: Get mouthraped by a brute.

Some people who have unlocked these achievements can be seen here.

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.