== Abiad== This mook was a part of the fail crew aboard the pillar of awesome. He escaped with a bunch of other fail crew members including the awesome Jacob Keyes on a escape pod. They ran away from a bunch of rapists covies chasing them. A bitch named Ellen Dowski kept complaining n' stuff so they tied her up and left her to die. The covies found her and the bitch told them where they were going then they raped killed her. The covies eventually found them and killed everyone except Keyes.


Like everyone else in the fail crew he was PWND by a squidface with a green semen shooter. HEADSHOT.

Abiad taking a dump

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