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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on 343 Guilty Spark (Level).
343 Guilty Spark is a level in Halo. According to this paper stack from Wal-Mart, it starts all out when the Marines were interrogating an Elite. This Elite with no Gruntiness has been tortured for hours. After many shocks from electricity, burns from molten metal, and nipple twisting, the Elite gave up and lied to the Marines that there was a base used for ammo and guns. The Marines, the gullible and dumb people, went to the base. They were lead by Captain Keyes. They entered a confinement room and the AIDs attacked and infected them. After no contact with the group, Master Chief was sent to handle everything. Everything went well, aside from the dead Marines and lost Keyes. And at the end of the level, when Master Chief was supposed to be picked up by the Pelican, annoying Guilty Spark came out of nowhere and teleported him into AID-ridden place called the local library.


TranscriptEdit

  • Foehammer: The last transmission from the bald old man was in this area. You are a fucking retard to not think that the AIDS are here! Look on the hills dumb-ass! And how about that crazed marine you're gonna find? And if you fucking execute a glitch on my Pelican if you fuckin' get out after you find lightning you are going to see that bitch on the log bridge and if you're fast enough you can shoot him and you can scream all ya want BECAUSE I'M IN THE AIR! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA (GAGCOUGHWHEEZEAGGGHHHHHGAGHURGHHCOUGH!)
  • 343 Guilty Spark: Who the fuck are you?
  • Marine: Thank god you're here sir! After we lost contact with our playmates... we tried to get the fuck outta here but these...these things ambushed us! We gotta get out of here!
  • Foehammer: You retard! You're supposed to say that at the near end of the mission, dickface! Now you've completely ruined the tension.
  • Marine: You did it first...bitch.
  • Other marines: Ooooh!
  • Another Marine: Damn, he nailed you on that one.
  • Foehammer: Damn you!
  • Foehammer: I'm in the air sucka so don't get evac fuckalong!
  • Marine: Fine... we have shotguns... and launchers... and this big penis robot...
  • John-117: Prepare to die...
  • 343 Guilty Spark: Hello! I am the monitor of Installation 04.
  • Marine: He has a hat and a newspaper?
  • Jenkins: Jenkins is so great! So great!
  • Gravemind: I? I am a monument to all of your sins.
  • Johnson: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO APPEAR UNTIL THE 12TH MISSION OF THE NEXT GAME FUCKTARD!!!
Levels of the Halo Series   Source
  Halo: Combat Evolved Campaign:   The Pillar of Autumn  |  Halo  |  The Truth and Reconciliation  |  The Silent Cartographer  |  Assault on the Control Room  |  343 Guilty Spark  |  The Library  |  Two Betrayals  |  Keyes  |  The Maw
  Halo: Combat Evolved Multiplayer:   Battle Creek  |  Blood Gulch  |  Boarding Action  |  Chill Out  |  Chiron TL-34  |  Damnation  |  Danger Canyon  |  Death Island  |  Derelict  |  Gephyrophobia  |  Hang 'Em High  |  Ice Fields  |  Infinity  |  Longest  |  Prisoner  |  Rat Race  |  Sidewinder  |  Timberland  |  Wizard
  Halo 2 Campaign:   The Heretic  |  The Armory  |  Cairo Station  |  Outskirts  |  Metropolis  |  The Arbiter  |  The Oracle  |  Delta Halo  |  Regret  |  Sacred Icon  |  Quarantine Zone  |  Gravemind  |  Uprising  |  High Charity  |  The Great Journey
  Halo 2 Multiplayer:   Ascension  |  Backwash  |  Beaver Creek  |  Burial Mounds  |  Coagulation  |  Colossus  |  Containment  |  Desolation  |  District  |  Elongation  |  Foundation  |  Gemini  |  Headlong  |  Ivory Tower  |  Lockout  |  Midship  |  Relic  |  Sanctuary  |  Terminal  |  Tombstone  |  Turf  |  Uplift  |  Warlock  |  Waterworks  |  Zanzibar
  Halo 3 Campaign:   Arrival  |  Sierra 117  |  Crow's Nest  |  Tsavo Highway  |  The Storm  |  Floodgate  |  The Ark  |  The Covenant  |  Cortana  |  Halo
  Halo 3 Multiplayer:   Assembly  |  Avalanche  |  Blackout  |  Citadel  |  Cold Storage  |  Construct  |  Epitaph (Epilogue)  |  Foundry  |  Ghost Town  |  Guardian  |  Heretic  |  High Ground  |  Isolation  |  Last Resort  |  Longshore  |  Narrows  |  Orbital  |  Rat's Nest  |  Sandbox  |  Sandtrap (Sand Tarp)  |  Snowbound (Boundless)  |  Standoff  |  The Pit (Pit Stop)  |  Valhalla
  Halo Wars Campaign:   Alpha Base  |  Relic Approach  |  Relic Interior  |  Arcadia City  |  Arcadia Outskirts  |  Dome of Light  |  Scarab  |  Anders' Signal  |  The Flood  |  Shield World  |  Cleansing  |  Repairs  |  Beachhead  |  Reactor  |  Escape
  Halo Wars Multiplayer:   Barrens  |  Beasley's Plateau  |  Blood Gulch  |  Blood River  |  Chasms  |  Crevice  |  Exile  |  Fort Deen  |  Frozen Valley  |  Glacial Ravine  |  Labyrinth  |  Memorial Basin  |  Pirth Outskirts  |  Release  |  Repository  |  Terminal Moraine  |  The Docks  |  Tundra
  Halo 3: ODST Campaign:   Prepare to Drop  |  Mombasa Streets  |  Tayari Plaza  |  Uplift Reserve  |  Kizingo Boulevard  |  ONI Alpha Site  |  NMPD HQ  |  Kikowani Station  |  Data Hive  |  Coastal Highway
  Halo 3: ODST Firefight:   Alpha Site  |  Chasm Ten  |  Crater  |  Last Exit  |  Lost Platoon  |  Rally Point  |  Security Zone  |  Windward
  Halo: Reach Campaign:   Noble Actual  |  Winter Contingency  |  ONI Sword Base  |  Nightfall  |  Tip of the Spear  |  Long Night of Solace  |  Exodus  |  New Alexandria  |  The Package  |  The Pillair of Autumn |  Lone Wolf
  Halo: Reach Multiplayer:   Anchor 9  |   Battle Canyon  |   Breakneck  |  Breakpoint  |  Boardwalk  |  Boneyard  |  Condemned  |  Countdown  |  Forge World  |   High Noon  |  Highlands  |   Penance  |  Powerhouse  |  Reflection |   Ridgeline  |  Spire  |   Solitary  |  Sword Base  |   Tempest  |   Zealot (Arena Zealot)
  Halo: Reach Firefight:   Beachhead  |  Corvette  |  Courtyard  |  Glacier  |  Holdout  |  Installation 04  |  Outpost  |  Overlook  |  Unearthed  |  Waterfront
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Campaign:   Prologue  |  Dawn  |  Requiem  |  Forerunner  |  Infinity  |  Reclaimer  |  Shutdown  |  Composer  |  Midnight  |  Epilogue
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Multiplayer:   Abandon  |  Adrift  |  Complex  |  Exile  |  Erosion  |  Haven  |  Harvest  |  Impact  |  Longbow  |  Meltdown  |  Pitfall  |  Ragnarok  |  Ravine  |  Shatter  |  Solace  |  Vertigo  |  Vortex  |  Wreckage
I'm not listing the Spartan Ops levels.

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