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Rtas 'Vadum

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-	He sparred with a minor elite when he was one.Then the minor elite walked into a AIDS cloud, infecting him. The AIDS elite then sliced off his mandibals, then he killed him, then was promoted to a shipmaster.	+	He sparred with a minor elite when he was one.Then the minor elite walked into a AIDS cloud, infecting him. The AIDS elite then sliced off his mandibals, then he killed him, then was promoted to a shipmaster.

Weapons

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	Weapons are stuff that go [[MA5B Assault Rifle\|pew]] [[MA5C Assault Rifle\|pew]] and [[Shotgun\|bo]][[Rocket Launcher\|om]]. Some go bam, not talking about the [[Gravity Hammer]]...		Weapons are stuff that go [[MA5B Assault Rifle\|pew]] [[MA5C Assault Rifle\|pew]] and [[Shotgun\|bo]][[Rocket Launcher\|om]]. Some go bam, not talking about the [[Gravity Hammer]]...

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	These weapons are mostly made from plastic and bullets.		These weapons are mostly made from plastic and bullets.

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	'''[[MA5B Assault Rifle]]''' - A automatic gun with rotating, retardified bullets. Usually seen in [[Halo 1]] and [[Halo Wars]].		'''[[MA5B Assault Rifle]]''' - A automatic gun with rotating, retardified bullets. Usually seen in [[Halo 1]] and [[Halo Wars]].

-	'''[[MA5C Assault Rifle]]''' - The same gun with retardified bullets, but from [[Halo 3]] and specially made to bust a cap into a [[Brute]]' skull.	+	'''[[MA5C Assault Rifle]]''' - The same-looking gun with retardified bullets, but from [[Halo 3]] and specially made to bust a cap into a [[Brute]]' skull.

	'''[[Battle Rifle]]''' - A random rifle for battle.		'''[[Battle Rifle]]''' - A random rifle for battle.
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	'''[[Missile Pod]]''' - It launches rockets that track down [[Vehicles\|stuff noobs are too inaccurate to shoot]].		'''[[Missile Pod]]''' - It launches rockets that track down [[Vehicles\|stuff noobs are too inaccurate to shoot]].
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		+	== [[Covenant]] Weapons ==
		+	The weapons are made from pure hatred against [[Humans\|vermin]] and mostly plasma.
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		+	'''[[Plasma Pistol]]''' - The pistol with green gooey stuff coming from the end. Used for

Weapon

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Brokenjaw galaxy

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	the brokenjaw galaxy was near the horny nebula and mainly where ravemind sold his pot		the brokenjaw galaxy was near the horny nebula and mainly where ravemind sold his pot
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Cute Carrier Form

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	The Cute Carrier Form is a very cute Carrier Form which was infected via a [[Grunt]] and was adopted to be the[[Gravemind\|Gravemind's]] pet. The Gravemind taught it tricks as to "Roll over" and "Sit" and "Explode". The Carrier Form later learned to bark like a dog. It later made gravemind clone it so it could have some friends. Gravemind said yes, but the cloning got out of control. There were soon millions of carrier forms, Gravemind went to the [[Forerunners]] and begged them to put them and their friends on the [[hula-hoop]] which the forerunners used to party on. They accepted but were sorry to give up their vacation home to a bunch of slobs. Gravemind went insane and finally went to solitary confinement on Delta hula-hoop.		The Cute Carrier Form is a very cute Carrier Form which was infected via a [[Grunt]] and was adopted to be the[[Gravemind\|Gravemind's]] pet. The Gravemind taught it tricks as to "Roll over" and "Sit" and "Explode". The Carrier Form later learned to bark like a dog. It later made gravemind clone it so it could have some friends. Gravemind said yes, but the cloning got out of control. There were soon millions of carrier forms, Gravemind went to the [[Forerunners]] and begged them to put them and their friends on the [[hula-hoop]] which the forerunners used to party on. They accepted but were sorry to give up their vacation home to a bunch of slobs. Gravemind went insane and finally went to solitary confinement on Delta hula-hoop.

UNSC Air Force

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{{quote|This page has been...uh..censored to...uh...protect...uh...the...uh...THIS SHIT IS CENSORED!|A stuttering editor trying to censor UNSC Air Force operations}}

''Note that this article has been vandalized, therefore we have censored it for the "good" of you.''

The UNAF, short for the United [[Noobs]] Space Command Air Force, is the {{C|most crappy air force of all the galaxy. They pretend they are the}} best air force in the universe{{C| and fail at most their "unknown" missions.}} Very, very little is known about the UNSC Air Force{{C|(for a reason)}}. They are a division of the UNSC Defense Force{{C| and[[UNSC Defense Force|Al-Qaeda]] along with [[UNSC Army|Jihadists]], [[UNSC Navy|Somalian Pirates]], and the [[UNSC Marine Corps|Communist Guerrillas]].}} They are most likely doing tactical strikes and bombing strikes {{C|to terrorize and kill poor [[Grunts]]. A UNSC Air Force Officer charged }}for {{C|war crimes later called the mindless air strikes }}"the necessary and pretty minor killings to ensure the victory of the UNSC". Other than that, though, extremely little is known about the Air Force. So, when you have have learned even a barely significant amount of knowledge about the UNSC Air Force, please go to your nearby UNSC Air Force Base where the Air Force will congratulate you{{C| by silencing you.}}

Armageddon

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	== Forces==		== Forces==
	[[Jesus Christ]] will led his army of pwnage against [[Samuel Jackson]] and his army of badassness. The army of pwnage will have 271 and 1/2 freaks against the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 [[marines]] and 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.000982761 [[Grunts]].		[[Jesus Christ]] will led his army of pwnage against [[Samuel Jackson]] and his army of badassness. The army of pwnage will have 271 and 1/2 freaks against the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 [[marines]] and 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.000982761 [[Grunts]].

Sanghelios

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-		+	Sanghelios is the homeworld of the [[Elites]]. It is in the Broken-jaw galaxy and it looks like it is on fire. The residents of the planet are burned with sunlight from 3 nearby stars, which is one of the many reasons Elites are born with fucked up and broken jaws. It has two moons that are named [[Qikost\|Key Cost]] and [[Suban\|Sudan]]. The dumb thing is that these are Engrish names, so it might be a possibility that the Elites were either too stupid to look up and see two big balls floating in the sky and name them and then the Humans were the first to name them ''or'' that the [[Humans\|Evil Vermin]] has some sick way to spread English to their land and making them name them in the English language.
-	{{rewrite}} land of blue guys is the Elite home-world. It is in the [[Brokenjaw galaxy]] and it looks like it is on fire. The Elite President of Sanghelios, [[Ima 'Presidentee]], is the President of Sanghelios.
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Elite

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	{{quote\|What what what\|elite watching ''lost''}}		{{quote\|What what what\|elite watching ''lost''}}
-	{{quote\|w00t w00t w00t!\|Noob Elite getting a headshot.}}	+	{{quote\|w00t w00t w00t!\|Noob Elite getting a head shot.}}

	'''Elites''', aka, the blacks of the Covenant, are huge creatures, and are one of the most kick ass troops in the Covenant. They kill the traitorous Brutes, and they kill evil Jackals and save the humble Grunts. They nearly killed the Prophets in the past, and would have made universal peace and happiness. Somehow, this created the [[Covenant]]. They are known to speak their native language of wortish.		'''Elites''', aka, the blacks of the Covenant, are huge creatures, and are one of the most kick ass troops in the Covenant. They kill the traitorous Brutes, and they kill evil Jackals and save the humble Grunts. They nearly killed the Prophets in the past, and would have made universal peace and happiness. Somehow, this created the [[Covenant]]. They are known to speak their native language of wortish.
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	==Biology==		==Biology==

-	Their vocabulary mostly consists of the word wort, and are also known to say "damnit!" when they see master chief and are startled. This is because at some stage of their evolution, they had a tendency to grow warts. They then proceeded to make sure everyone else knew about it, and now is their main form of language.	+	Their vocabulary mostly consists of the word wort, and are also known to say "damn it!" when they see master chief and are startled. This is because at some stage of their evolution, they had a tendency to grow warts. They then proceeded to make sure everyone else knew about it, and now is their main form of language.
	Their language might be adopted to learn in school, but it might result in something bad.		Their language might be adopted to learn in school, but it might result in something bad.

	==Description==		==Description==
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-	[[Image:1463462867 63edec2407.jpg\|left\|300px\|thumb\|A closeup of an Elite. Mmm... Don't those mouthparts just make your heart pound wild?]]	+	[[Image:1463462867 63edec2407.jpg\|left\|300px\|thumb\|A closeup of an Elite. Mmm... Don't those mouth parts just make your heart pound wild?]]

	Like mentioned before, the Elites have four mouth prongs, with un-brushed teeth on each of them, which makes it hard to eat stuff. Why they didn't change to a liquid alternative (like smoothies) is unknown. Their stomachs rumbling, the Elites are always pissed off. So pissed off, in fact, that they barely know who to side with. This is why they are also wannabe predators. They tried to join the Predator academy but couldn't hack it so they joined the Covenant instead. But, because that previous bit was nothing but filler, meant for you, the stupid reader, to keep reading, this completely unnecessary section isn't over yet. Anyway, Elites are lizards without tails, and for some reason, their knees bend the wrong way. They're really tall, and are pretty strong. They're cool, but for unknown reasons, do not wear pants. This grosses some people out, and would have most Elites arrested for indecent exposure.		Like mentioned before, the Elites have four mouth prongs, with un-brushed teeth on each of them, which makes it hard to eat stuff. Why they didn't change to a liquid alternative (like smoothies) is unknown. Their stomachs rumbling, the Elites are always pissed off. So pissed off, in fact, that they barely know who to side with. This is why they are also wannabe predators. They tried to join the Predator academy but couldn't hack it so they joined the Covenant instead. But, because that previous bit was nothing but filler, meant for you, the stupid reader, to keep reading, this completely unnecessary section isn't over yet. Anyway, Elites are lizards without tails, and for some reason, their knees bend the wrong way. They're really tall, and are pretty strong. They're cool, but for unknown reasons, do not wear pants. This grosses some people out, and would have most Elites arrested for indecent exposure.

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	Elites are pretty laid back. They have been observed on Earth beaches, usually attempting to drink out of straws, all the while telling the [[Grunt]]s to fetch them sandwiches. However, due to the lack of a chin, they get even more pissed off, and bite the Grunts.		Elites are pretty laid back. They have been observed on Earth beaches, usually attempting to drink out of straws, all the while telling the [[Grunt]]s to fetch them sandwiches. However, due to the lack of a chin, they get even more pissed off, and bite the Grunts.

-	(Note: The insane number of teeth and lack of a chin has led to the most horrific oral cavity in the known, and quite possibly unknown, universe-and one hell of a dental plan)[[File:87205708-Medium.jpg\|thumb]]	+	(Note: The insane number of teeth and lack of a chin has led to the most horrific oral cavity in the known, and quite possibly unknown, universe-and one hell of a dental plan)[[File:87205708-Medium.jpg\|thumb]]

	[[Image:Elitefloat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|230px\|Certain cultural "events" could not be explained by [[Brute\|top scientists]]]]		[[Image:Elitefloat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|230px\|Certain cultural "events" could not be explained by [[Brute\|top scientists]]]]
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	{{clear}}[[Minor Domo\|Mr. Roboto]]		{{clear}}[[Minor Domo\|Mr. Roboto]]
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	== Are elites dinosaurs??? ==		== Are elites dinosaurs??? ==

User:Pope Yapyap IV

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-	Hello, I'm the successor of Pope Yapyap III. I will be editing for him since he left. For any questions just go to my [[User Talk:Pope Yapyap IV\|talk page]].	+
		+	[[User:Pope Yapyap III\|Pope Yapyap the Third]] has exiled me to Austria for taking his throne.

User:Pope Yapyap III

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-	Reign of Terror: ? - October 15, 2009	+	Reign of Terror: December 31, 2008 - ????

-	Successor: [[User:Pope Yapyap IV\|Yapyap IV]]	+	Greetings, I have come back from the grave. I was accidentally buried into my tomb. I guess <s>Pope</s> [[User:Pope Yapyap IV\|Yapyap IV]] told my friends that I was dead while I was sleeping and hastily buried me and took my throne. I'll be staying here since there's been increased vandalism.
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-	I quit my wiki editing, <s>trolling</s>, and interfering. This been good days here at Gruntipedia, but my sense of humor died so I'm leaving. See ya......................<small>Play the sad piano music.</small>
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-	* My wiki - A [http://un-gmod.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Garry's Mod humour wiki]. Anyone who plays or heard about Garry's Mod, Half Life 1, Half Life 2, HL2:Episode 1, HL2:Episode 2, Team Fortress, Portal, Counter Strike, Half Life 2:Deathmatch, Half Life 2:Lost Coast, or Day of Defeat can join the wiki and contribute your humour knowledge of Gmod and the games it supports.

Talk:Pedo brute

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	NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't delete it.		NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't delete it.
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		+	== Yes! Delete this crap! ==
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		+	I believe this needs to be deleted. It has no reference in the Halo game series except the word brute. If this was even remotely related to Halo, it still just a sentence with bad grammar. The recommended thing to do for this article is to delete it. <span style="text-decoration:blink;">[[User:Pope Yapyap IV\|Pope Yapyap IV]]</span>[[Image:Grunthead.jpg\|40px]] 02:06, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

De-noobieness

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New page: == How To stop being a Noob. == Congratulations! You have made the first step! Acceptance! or wait...is that the last? Whatever, anyway(s) it's time to start! '''Step 1: Name changing. ''…

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== How To stop being a Noob. ==
Congratulations! You have made the first step! Acceptance! or wait...is that the last? Whatever, anyway(s) it's time to start!

'''Step 1: Name changing. '''

Oaky, your name is probably incredibably stupid, some thing like, U83R PWN4G3 L337 M4573R CH33F 117 AR8R173R 5N1P3R111!!!

Yeah, anyways, pick something that describes you, like:Kodiak87, Pl4smaStuck, Jredbaron96isthebestintheworld. Stuff like that. (If you use that last one, you owe me $money$)

'''Step 2: Playing A game. '''

'''Okay, '''first off,.....DONT" GO FOR THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!! If you pick up the rocket launcher, go back to step -75754783.

Also, the entire game doesn't revovle around you getting into a tank, and camping around the enemy base. Thats just gonan piss everyone off, and everyone will hate you. Even me. Even [[Master Chief|him]].

And, by the way, if someone kills you, it doesn't mean their hacking.

== Getting Friends ==
'Nuff said.

== Final ==
IF you have succesfully followed these instruction, (which is very unlikely) you <strike>are still a pathetic n00b </strike>are De-noobified!

Battle Rifle

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-	The Bee-Arr, Beast Gun, or Butt Rape, was a spitball gun with a teacher scope attached to it. made to replace the [[MA5B]], a weapon that while big and intimidating looking, was as about as useful as an SMG (Sucky Machine Gun). The Master Chief bitched and moaned for something better, and being the spoiled baby that he is, he got it. Of course, this came at the cost of his Jesus gun, the M6D, but he was too stupid to care. It was considered to be god in halo 2, so Bungie thought "lol nope" and made it slightly crappy in Halo 3. all the BR noobs and MLG players noticed it, and started to bitch, but nobody cared. to this day, nobody cares. MLG keeps bitching, but Bungie just keeps saying "lol nope" at them. the BR is actually the new Jesus gun in both halo 2 and 3, despite what those retards at MLG think.	+	The Bee-Arr, Beast Gun, or Butt Rape, was a spitball gun with a teacher scope attached to it. made to replace the [[MA5B]], a weapon that while big and intimidating looking, was as about as useful as an SMG (Sucky Machine Gun).It was desinged and built in...um...uh.....a long time ago!  The Master Chief bitched and moaned for something better, and being the spoiled baby that he is, he got it. Of course, this came at the cost of his Jesus gun, the M6D, but he was too stupid to care. It was considered to be god in halo 2, so Bungie thought "lol nope" and made it slightly crappy in Halo 3. all the BR noobs and MLG players noticed it, and started to bitch, but nobody cared. to this day, nobody cares. MLG keeps bitching, but Bungie just keeps saying "lol nope" at them. the BR is actually the new Jesus gun in both halo 2 and 3, despite what those retards at MLG think.
	The Bee-Arrgh is a very intimidating weapon, but the bastards from Bungie made it to that the shitty Battle Rifle had to be hardcore. I think its annoying because you have to re-shoot this gun...so tell those drunk "hardcore" mother-lovers that its just a game, and that "4-Shotting" is not the way Michael Jackson was laid to rest. it was originally supposed to be called the 'beer gun' but the pirates got to call it the bee- arrggh. The BR55HB SR is a select-fire rifle that has been in service for over 27 years. The UNSC employs the Battle Rifle as a medium range marksman rifle, it fires new 9.5x40mm ammunition from a 36 round magazine, which fits flush in the receiver. The magazine housing is built directly into the underside of the stock of the rifle and is located behind the grip. This titanium alloy weapon is gas-operated with a rotating bolt and therefore must be charged before the first round can be fired. The charging handle used to chamber the round is located on the left side of the weapon and does not move during operation, but is pushed back during reloading. The rifle has a housed magazine in the stock. The ejection port is located on the right side of the weapon. The BR55HB SR, has noticeable changes from the BR55. It has a longer barrel for increased range and accuracy. It is also fitted with a Trijicon ACOG-style scope on a modified carrying handle and now also has a trigger guard. The safety is also located above the handle of the weapon.		The Bee-Arrgh is a very intimidating weapon, but the bastards from Bungie made it to that the shitty Battle Rifle had to be hardcore. I think its annoying because you have to re-shoot this gun...so tell those drunk "hardcore" mother-lovers that its just a game, and that "4-Shotting" is not the way Michael Jackson was laid to rest. it was originally supposed to be called the 'beer gun' but the pirates got to call it the bee- arrggh. The BR55HB SR is a select-fire rifle that has been in service for over 27 years. The UNSC employs the Battle Rifle as a medium range marksman rifle, it fires new 9.5x40mm ammunition from a 36 round magazine, which fits flush in the receiver. The magazine housing is built directly into the underside of the stock of the rifle and is located behind the grip. This titanium alloy weapon is gas-operated with a rotating bolt and therefore must be charged before the first round can be fired. The charging handle used to chamber the round is located on the left side of the weapon and does not move during operation, but is pushed back during reloading. The rifle has a housed magazine in the stock. The ejection port is located on the right side of the weapon. The BR55HB SR, has noticeable changes from the BR55. It has a longer barrel for increased range and accuracy. It is also fitted with a Trijicon ACOG-style scope on a modified carrying handle and now also has a trigger guard. The safety is also located above the handle of the weapon.

Needler

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-	Seriously, why the F**K is it pink! WHY NOT ORANGE! SCREW YOU, BUNGIE YOU FAGZ!	+	Seriously, why the F**K is it pink! WHY NOT ORANGE! SCREW YOU, BUNGIE YOU FAGZ! but you can (gun run) with it.so use it on mongees and well,NEEDLER DRIVE BY FTW.
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Great Covenant Book of Jokes/Archive 2

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	'''Truth:''' What sign is always put up in front of a Brute's jail cell?		'''Truth:''' What sign is always put up in front of a Brute's jail cell?

Gruntipedia:Requests for adminship

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	*I love helping out websites.		*I love helping out websites.
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		+	:As a long-time contributor, I must make some points as to why you should NOT be an admin. 1. You didn't include ANY of the information required for an RFA. 2. You miscapitalized and used bad grammar in your initial post. 3. You didn't put in any detail as to why you actually should be an admin. And, finally, 4. With the last few admin requests, one big reason why they haven't gotten adminship is because there's already enough on the site. I do not mean to offend, I'm just giving my perspective.
		+	:[[User:ShadowyLeftHand\|<span style="color: #009900; font-family: Trebuchet; font-size: 16pt;">'''S'''</span>]][[User talk:ShadowyLeftHand\|<span style="color: #003EFF; font-family: Trebuchet; font-size: 16pt;">'''L'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/ShadowyLeftHand\|<span style="color: #660198; font-family: Trebuchet; font-size: 16pt;">'''H'''</span>]]

Gruntipedia:Requests for adminship

2009-11-25T07:09:31Z

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	::I think you should be an admin cause you have worked hard for this, I should know. I have more reasons, but it might take awhile.		::I think you should be an admin cause you have worked hard for this, I should know. I have more reasons, but it might take awhile.
	[[User:CaptainNate\|CaptainNate]]		[[User:CaptainNate\|CaptainNate]]
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		+	== Halo3legend ==
		+
		+	Hello.The reason i want to be an administrator is that I am very humorous,love jokes and helping out websites.It would be a great experience to become an administrator.I learn very quickly and this seems to be the right website for me.My reasons are
		+	*I take my time in editing.
		+	*I am good at English.
		+	*I love helping out websites.

Halo

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	[[File:Hula_hoop.jpg\|thumb\|A Hula hoop ring firing AIDs repelent across the galaxy ]]{{quote\|God's personal anti-son-of-a-bitch-machine\|[[Avery Johnson\|Mr. T]]}}		[[File:Hula_hoop.jpg\|thumb\|A Hula hoop ring firing AIDs repelent across the galaxy ]]{{quote\|God's personal anti-son-of-a-bitch-machine\|[[Avery Johnson\|Mr. T]]}}
-	{{quote\|Halo, it's "Divine Wind" will rush through the stars, yadayada, salvation\|[[Prophet of Mercy]] on Halo's "power"}}	+	{{quote
-	{{quote\|WORT WORT WORT!\|[[elite]] after discovering halo's control room}}	+	\|1 = Halo, it's "Divine Wind" will rush through the stars, perspirating something about salvation and stuff like that.
		+	\|2 = [[Prophet of Mercy]] on Halo's "power"
		+	}}
		+	{{quote
		+	\|1 = WORT WORT WORT!
		+	\|2 = [[elite]] after discovering halo's control room
		+	}}
	{{quote\|Halo halo haloooo!\|Beyonce singing the sacred song before activating halo}}		{{quote\|Halo halo haloooo!\|Beyonce singing the sacred song before activating halo}}
	{{quote\|I don't think we should turn it on...\|Marine at control room}}		{{quote\|I don't think we should turn it on...\|Marine at control room}}
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	{{quote\|Thats no moon.......its a F$%^ing ripoff of the death star times 7\| Obi wan }}		{{quote\|Thats no moon.......its a F$%^ing ripoff of the death star times 7\| Obi wan }}

-	{{quote\|Why Chief?! Why!!!!???\|a [[Grunt]] screaming till death}}	+
		+
		+
		+
		+	{{quote
		+	\|1 = Why Chief?! Why!!!!???
		+	\|2 = a [[Grunt]] screaming till death
		+	}}

	The '''Hula-hoops''', sometimes referred to as '''Halos''', were seven massive onion rings built by the [[Forerunners]] to contain and stop the spread of [[Aids]] throughout the Galaxy.		The '''Hula-hoops''', sometimes referred to as '''Halos''', were seven massive onion rings built by the [[Forerunners]] to contain and stop the spread of [[Aids]] throughout the Galaxy.
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	==Hula Hoop's (Halo's) Design==		==Hula Hoop's (Halo's) Design==

-	{{quote\|One ring rule them all... That is a good idea! Joe can we build it?\| A forerunner after watched the Lord of the rings. That is the moment when the Halos were designed.}}	+	{{quote
		+	\|1 = One ring rule them all... That is a good idea! Joe can we build it?
		+	\|2 = A forerunner after watched the Lord of the rings. That is the moment when the Halos were designed.
		+	}}

	The giant hula-hoop thingies are big rings in space with grass and trees and stuff on the inside. It isn't known what they are made of, but many top scholars suspect they are made of rubber, like a big rubber band. Activating the <s>Halo</s> Hula-hoop will result in it being shot like a rubber band. This would result in a giant rubber band flying through the galaxy, destroying all the planets in its path. The giant hula-hoop things are suspected to be about eleven [[Grunts]] tall. And seventeen Grunts Wide, thus making them 'non-hoopie', but more 'ovallie', but seeing as they are probably made of rubber, nobody knows for sure.		The giant hula-hoop thingies are big rings in space with grass and trees and stuff on the inside. It isn't known what they are made of, but many top scholars suspect they are made of rubber, like a big rubber band. Activating the <s>Halo</s> Hula-hoop will result in it being shot like a rubber band. This would result in a giant rubber band flying through the galaxy, destroying all the planets in its path. The giant hula-hoop things are suspected to be about eleven [[Grunts]] tall. And seventeen Grunts Wide, thus making them 'non-hoopie', but more 'ovallie', but seeing as they are probably made of rubber, nobody knows for sure.

User talk:98.232.37.62

2009-11-24T20:29:03Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Gruntipedia. Thanks for your edit to the [[:Elite]] page.

'''[[Special:Userlogin|Please sign in and create a user name]]'''. It's an easy way to keep track of your contributions and helps you communicate with the rest of the community.

Please leave a message on [[User talk:Uberfuzzy|my talk page]] if I can help with anything! -- [[User:Uberfuzzy|Uberfuzzy]] ([[User_talk:Uberfuzzy|Talk]]) 20:29, 2009 November 24

Elite

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Culture:

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	Sometimes, an Elite will feel the urge to procreate, and is stricken with the hard truth once they find out that they can't find their boy/girl parts. Yet, even with this... oddity, they have managed to make billions of little baby Elites throughout the years (explained briefly in the next section).		Sometimes, an Elite will feel the urge to procreate, and is stricken with the hard truth once they find out that they can't find their boy/girl parts. Yet, even with this... oddity, they have managed to make billions of little baby Elites throughout the years (explained briefly in the next section).
-	Elites are also known to dance around, carrying rainbow swords. Apparently, they are attracted to pretty colors. But then again, who isn't?	+	Elites are also known to dance around, carrying rainbow swords/stick things. Apparently, they are attracted to pretty colors. But then again, who isn't?

	==Breeding behaviors==		==Breeding behaviors==

User talk:Sgt.T.N.Biscuits

2009-11-24T04:13:31Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Gruntipedia! Thanks for your edit to the [[:Talk:Pedo brute]] page.

Please leave a message on [[User talk:Uberfuzzy|my talk page]] if I can help with anything! -- [[User:Uberfuzzy|Uberfuzzy]] ([[User_talk:Uberfuzzy|Talk]]) 04:13, 2009 November 24

User:Sgt.T.N.Biscuits

2009-11-24T04:13:30Z

New page

[[File:Placeholder|thumb|300px]]
==About me==

''This is your user page. Please edit this page to tell the community about yourself!''

==My favorite pages==

* Add links to your favorite pages on the wiki here!
* Favorite page #2
* Favorite page #3

Talk:Pedo brute

2009-11-24T04:13:17Z

New page: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't delete it.

New page

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't delete it.

User talk:Thegreatantibruteleaderclan21111134

2009-11-24T01:45:03Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Gruntipedia! Thanks for your edit to the [[:Arbiter (Halo Wars)]] page.

Please leave a message on [[User talk:Uberfuzzy|my talk page]] if I can help with anything! -- [[User:Uberfuzzy|Uberfuzzy]] ([[User_talk:Uberfuzzy|Talk]]) 01:45, 2009 November 24

User:Thegreatantibruteleaderclan21111134

2009-11-24T01:45:02Z

New page

Arbiter (Halo Wars)

2009-11-24T01:44:34Z

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	{{quote\| Grrrr me angry. Arbiter smash! Roarrr\| Arbiter in a rage}}		{{quote\| Grrrr me angry. Arbiter smash! Roarrr\| Arbiter in a rage}}
	[[File:Arbiter_lineage.jpg\|thumb\|Arby family(from left to right:mom, dad, bro, Arbiter)]]		[[File:Arbiter_lineage.jpg\|thumb\|Arby family(from left to right:mom, dad, bro, Arbiter)]]
-	This '''Arbiter''' lived and died in Halo(Failo) Wars. He is less badass then [[Arbiter\|Arby]], HW Arbiter is only better since he has better graphics with him. His real name is '''Suzy Moronitee''' and he has an awful temper that dwarfs that of [[Tartarus\|Tartar Sauce]] and [[ShadowyLeftHand\|this guy]]. This is the story of the guy who had a chance to best Arby, but failed...duh.	+	This '''Arbiter''' lived and died in Halo Wars. He is less badass then [[Arbiter\|Arby]], HW Arbiter is only better since he has better graphics with him. His real name is '''Suzy Moronitee''' and he has an awful temper that dwarfs that of [[Tartarus\|Tartar Sauce]] and [[ShadowyLeftHand\|this guy]]. This is the story of the guy who had a chance to best Arby, but failed...duh.
	[[File:Arbiter's_Day.jpg\|thumb\|Arbiter battles Pedobrute as Truthiness watches.]]		[[File:Arbiter's_Day.jpg\|thumb\|Arbiter battles Pedobrute as Truthiness watches.]]
	===Early Life===		===Early Life===
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	Arbiter and Warthog Guy fought a sword fight(Death Spoons against AR) while the badasses fought some squid guys and AIDS. Arbiter cornered WG and sliced his arm off and ate it in one mighty bite. Arbiter told WG that he was his father and tried to pwn him<talk about family issues. Even though Arbiter's armor could devour any bullets that hit him the armor really hated Arby and powered down, leaving Arbiter defensless against WG's cleaver. Stabbed in the throat, the Arbiter died there shortly after bitchin that WG cheated. Then he died. His dead body was mutilated and thrown off da edge into a pile of AIDS. Many more pissed on his body and t-bagged him so he died with no dignity. Needless to say anyone could do better then this n00b.		Arbiter and Warthog Guy fought a sword fight(Death Spoons against AR) while the badasses fought some squid guys and AIDS. Arbiter cornered WG and sliced his arm off and ate it in one mighty bite. Arbiter told WG that he was his father and tried to pwn him<talk about family issues. Even though Arbiter's armor could devour any bullets that hit him the armor really hated Arby and powered down, leaving Arbiter defensless against WG's cleaver. Stabbed in the throat, the Arbiter died there shortly after bitchin that WG cheated. Then he died. His dead body was mutilated and thrown off da edge into a pile of AIDS. Many more pissed on his body and t-bagged him so he died with no dignity. Needless to say anyone could do better then this n00b.
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	{{Characters}}		{{Characters}}

Ranger

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	==Where do they appear?==		==Where do they appear?==
-	They only appear in the first level because it's in space and in the Level Regret (both Halo 2). Also, the heritic leader has a jet pack because he's like that. They stopped using them after Regret in halo 2 because the ranger elites got bored of flying and getting pumped full of lead.	+	They only appear in the first level because it's in space and in the Level Regret (both Halo 2). Also, the heritic leader has a jet pack because he's like that. They stopped using them after Regret in halo 2 because the ranger elites got bored of flying and getting pumped full of lead. They also have a cameo in Star Wars under the names Jango Fett and Boba Fett, but were then exiled for working with another company besides Covenant.

	==How did the covenant come up with them?==		==How did the covenant come up with them?==

User talk:58.169.215.222

2009-11-23T06:58:11Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Gruntipedia. Thanks for your edit to the [[:Cortana]] page.

'''[[Special:Userlogin|Please sign in and create a user name]]'''. It's an easy way to keep track of your contributions and helps you communicate with the rest of the community.

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Cortana

2009-11-23T06:57:53Z

N00b's attraction to Cortana:

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	Gp===Fling with The [[Arbiter]]===		Gp===Fling with The [[Arbiter]]===
-	Due to Master Chief always fucking ignoring Cortana to fucking log onto the fucking internet and go to Lolcats, Cortana eventually got fucking bored and started a fucking affair with the Arbiter. One day Arbiter was minding his own business when all of the sudden Cortana came along and grabbed his squid head and shoved it in her cleavage. She rubbed it all around and jiggled her boobs on his face.Arbiter then took her to his house, bound her to a tree and fucking raped her. Then she sucked his fucking dick and fucking allowed the Arbiter to suck her fucking boobs. The fucking affair they fucking started was fucking violated by Master Chief. He fucking shot arbiter grabbed Cortana put her in his suit then fucked her then anal, then played with her fucking boobs while she sucked his fucking big dick!	+	Due to Master Chief always fucking ignoring Cortana to fucking log onto the fucking internet and go to Lolcats, Cortana eventually got fucking bored and started a fucking affair with the Arbiter. One day Arbiter was minding his own business when all of the sudden Cortana came along and grabbed his squid head and shoved it in her cleavage. She rubbed it all around and jiggled her boobs on his face.Arbiter then took her to his house, bound her to a tree and fucking raped her. Then she sucked his fucking dick and fucking allowed the Arbiter to suck her fucking boobs.Arbiter sucked on cortanas cunt and cortana grabbed the arbiters head and shoved it up her cunt cunt cunt cunt.A grunt stared at them while they were doing this. The fucking affair they fucking started was fucking violated by Master Chief. He fucking shot arbiter grabbed Cortana put her in his suit then fucked her then anal, then played with her fucking boobs while she sucked his fucking big dick!shit shit cunt shit fuck.

	== Fling with the [[Arbiter]] ==		== Fling with the [[Arbiter]] ==

Great Covenant Book of Jokes/Archive 2

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	'''Truth:''' How many grunts does it take to kill Master Chief?		'''Truth:''' How many grunts does it take to kill Master Chief?

-	'''Brute:''' I don't know... 7?	+	'''Brute:''' I don't know...117?

	'''Truth:''' NONE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!		'''Truth:''' NONE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
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	'''Bluetank55555''' No,that was me.		'''Bluetank55555''' No,that was me.
-		+
-	(All life dies)	+	(All life dies)
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	'''Truth:''' What sign is always put up in front of a Brute's jail cell?		'''Truth:''' What sign is always put up in front of a Brute's jail cell?
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	'''Truth: '''So?		'''Truth: '''So?

-	'''MC: '''Stop telling jokes, k? Cuz yours are lame...	+	'''MC: '''Stop telling jokes, k? Cuz yours are lame...lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drinol

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-	{{quote\|Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz\|A drone asked what a Drinol was}}	+	{{quote
		+	\|1 = "I shall poo on the grunts!!!!!!!"
		+	\|2 = -A Drinol being asked what plans he as in life
		+	}}

	{{quote\|Another Covenant no doubt.\|A human being asked what a Drinol was}}		{{quote\|Another Covenant no doubt.\|A human being asked what a Drinol was}}
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	{{quote\|Don't worry, im reading an article about them right now\| you being asked what a drinol was}}		{{quote\|Don't worry, im reading an article about them right now\| you being asked what a drinol was}}
-	[[image:Drinol Ingredient.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Fresh Grunts, ready to be processed to the famous '''Grunt Dip''' and '''Grunt Meatballs''']]	+
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		+	[[image:Drinol Ingredient.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Fresh Grunts, ready to be processed to the famous '''Grunt Dip''' and '''Grunt Meatballs''']]
	[[image:Drinolbig.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|left\|A Drinol render]]		[[image:Drinolbig.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|left\|A Drinol render]]
	Drinols, otherwise known in Nerdish as '''Gigantasaurus Neverappearus''', is some massive creature. It has been revealed through use of the Bestiary that the Gigantasaurus Neverappearus is actually the cook for the Covenant. They specialize in such favorites as '''Drone Guano Surprise''', '''Grunt Dip''', '''Drone on a Stick''', '''Prophet Jelly''', '''Grunt Meatball ''', '''Petes Elites''', '''Brute fruits''', "'Brute Balls'" and '''Sniper Turkey Jerkey''', '''Chicken Noodle Soup'''		Drinols, otherwise known in Nerdish as '''Gigantasaurus Neverappearus''', is some massive creature. It has been revealed through use of the Bestiary that the Gigantasaurus Neverappearus is actually the cook for the Covenant. They specialize in such favorites as '''Drone Guano Surprise''', '''Grunt Dip''', '''Drone on a Stick''', '''Prophet Jelly''', '''Grunt Meatball ''', '''Petes Elites''', '''Brute fruits''', "'Brute Balls'" and '''Sniper Turkey Jerkey''', '''Chicken Noodle Soup'''

Elite

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	==Description==		==Description==
		+
	[[Image:1463462867 63edec2407.jpg\|left\|300px\|thumb\|A closeup of an Elite. Mmm... Don't those mouthparts just make your heart pound wild?]]		[[Image:1463462867 63edec2407.jpg\|left\|300px\|thumb\|A closeup of an Elite. Mmm... Don't those mouthparts just make your heart pound wild?]]

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	==Diet and Nutrition==		==Diet and Nutrition==

-	[[Image:Ñam!!!.jpg\|right\|200px\|thumb\|Nom, Nom, Nom!!!!!!!!!!!]]	+
		+	[[Image:Ñam!!!.jpg\|right\|200px\|thumb\|Nom, Nom, Nom!!!!!!!!!!!]]

-	[[Image:1614484-Full.jpg\|thumb\|Another Elite food trial.]]	+	[[Image:1614484-Full.jpg\|thumb\|Another Elite food trial.]]
	[[image:Drinol Ingredient.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Fresh Grunts,prepared for the elite food diet. ]]		[[image:Drinol Ingredient.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Fresh Grunts,prepared for the elite food diet. ]]
	Elites find it fucking hard to fucking eat due to the fucking lack of a fucking lower jaw. It was recently fucking suggested by the [[Arbiter]] that they start fucking eating fucking food using fucking straws, but the only fucking Elites who took this fucking seriously were the fucking [[Heretic]]s. As a fucking result, all fucking Heretic Elites now wear fucking retarded tank looking fuckers on their fucking backs. This fucking established tradition has now fucking passed on to the fucking [[Grunts]]		Elites find it fucking hard to fucking eat due to the fucking lack of a fucking lower jaw. It was recently fucking suggested by the [[Arbiter]] that they start fucking eating fucking food using fucking straws, but the only fucking Elites who took this fucking seriously were the fucking [[Heretic]]s. As a fucking result, all fucking Heretic Elites now wear fucking retarded tank looking fuckers on their fucking backs. This fucking established tradition has now fucking passed on to the fucking [[Grunts]]
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	Elites are pretty laid back. They have been observed on Earth beaches, usually attempting to drink out of straws, all the while telling the [[Grunt]]s to fetch them sandwiches. However, due to the lack of a chin, they get even more pissed off, and bite the Grunts.		Elites are pretty laid back. They have been observed on Earth beaches, usually attempting to drink out of straws, all the while telling the [[Grunt]]s to fetch them sandwiches. However, due to the lack of a chin, they get even more pissed off, and bite the Grunts.

-	(Note: The insane number of teeth and lack of a chin has led to the most horrific oral cavity in the known, and quite possibly unknown, universe-and one hell of a dental plan)[[File:87205708-Medium.jpg\|thumb]]	+	(Note: The insane number of teeth and lack of a chin has led to the most horrific oral cavity in the known, and quite possibly unknown, universe-and one hell of a dental plan)[[File:87205708-Medium.jpg\|thumb]]

	[[Image:Elitefloat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|230px\|Certain cultural "events" could not be explained by [[Brute\|top scientists]]]]		[[Image:Elitefloat.jpg\|thumb\|right\|230px\|Certain cultural "events" could not be explained by [[Brute\|top scientists]]]]
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	==Breeding behaviors==		==Breeding behaviors==

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	[[Image:83658284538.jpg\|left\|300px\|thumb\|A Sangheili trying to impress their girlfriend.]]		[[Image:83658284538.jpg\|left\|300px\|thumb\|A Sangheili trying to impress their girlfriend.]]

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	*Halo Three (another with unimaginative parents)		*Halo Three (another with unimaginative parents)
	*Unpaidcredit Cardfee		*Unpaidcredit Cardfee
-	*Lost Atsee	+	* hi (very unimaginative parents)
	*Saal Suicidee		*Saal Suicidee

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	{{clear}}[[Major Domo\|Domo Arigato]]		{{clear}}[[Major Domo\|Domo Arigato]]
	{{clear}}[[Minor Domo\|Mr. Roboto]]		{{clear}}[[Minor Domo\|Mr. Roboto]]
-	{{clear}} The rainbow master	+	{{clear}} rainbow pooper

	== Are elites dinosaurs??? ==		== Are elites dinosaurs??? ==

User:Ironskull08

2009-11-23T01:35:17Z

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		+	[[File:OMFG_RUN.jpg\|thumb\|AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
	[[File:Sniping animation.gif\|right]]		[[File:Sniping animation.gif\|right]]
	==About me!!!!==		==About me!!!!==
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	I hate NOOBS!!!! I love eating potatoe CHIPS!!!!!		I hate NOOBS!!!! I love eating potatoe CHIPS!!!!!

-	==My Worst Enemys !!!!!==	+	==My Worst Enemys !!!!!==

-	Meat and Taters !!!!	+	Meat and Taters !!!!

-	The Beast !!!	+	The Beast !!!

-	Space Wasps !!!	+	Space Wasps !!!

-	Fart Breathers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	+	Fart Breathers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Covenant Book of Jokes/Archive 2

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Jokes:

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	'''Truth:''' Yes you did! Bwahehehihohaha		'''Truth:''' Yes you did! Bwahehehihohaha
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		+	'''Bluetank55555''' No,that was me.
		+
		+	(All life dies)
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	'''Truth:''' What sign is always put up in front of a Brute's jail cell?		'''Truth:''' What sign is always put up in front of a Brute's jail cell?

Noob

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	{{quote\|GOD! WE SUCK!\|A n00b after reading this article}}		{{quote\|GOD! WE SUCK!\|A n00b after reading this article}}
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		+	there are 2 rare strains
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		+	1. THE TEMP-NEWB
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		+	This strain is a experienced player in the game type. they will ask for assistance. it is advised to help them. they can be a libility if let.
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		+	2.THE LAG-NOOB
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		+	A uniqe strain. has some variants. these are like jedi and sith. they are hosts to (..........CENCERD................)
		+	this alows them to create new lags. shuch as the 0-G LAG.some have lernd to master the lag.othrs...ya. they play small games to de nice,or large to anoy you.DONT IMIEDETLY FLAME WILL LEAD TO BAD THINGS!!!!!

	== Known n00bs ==		== Known n00bs ==

Covenant Ships

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Known Covenant Ships:

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	* Unrelenting Taxman		* Unrelenting Taxman
	*The Relentless Taxman		*The Relentless Taxman
		+	*chuck norris's ice cream spoon

Halopedia

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Hierarchy:

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	==Hierarchy==		==Hierarchy==
-		+	God

	<center><s>[[w:c:halo:Cabal\|Cabalists]]</s><nowiki>*</nowiki> ↓		<center><s>[[w:c:halo:Cabal\|Cabalists]]</s><nowiki>*</nowiki> ↓

Elite

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Elite Ranks:

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	{{clear}}[[Major Domo\|Domo Arigato]]		{{clear}}[[Major Domo\|Domo Arigato]]
	{{clear}}[[Minor Domo\|Mr. Roboto]]		{{clear}}[[Minor Domo\|Mr. Roboto]]
		+	{{clear}} The rainbow master

	== Are elites dinosaurs??? ==		== Are elites dinosaurs??? ==

Elite

2009-11-22T00:30:34Z

Correcting grammatical errors and adding new quote

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	{{halopedia}}		{{halopedia}}
	{{quote\|Wort wort ''wort''!\|A very horny Elite}}		{{quote\|Wort wort ''wort''!\|A very horny Elite}}
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	{{quote\|Wortgy!!\|When on the bed with 7 other Elites.}}		{{quote\|Wortgy!!\|When on the bed with 7 other Elites.}}
	{{quote\|Glass windows, not planets\|The Elite Hippie}}[[File:WTF.jpg\|thumb\|PEACE TO ALL ALIENS]]		{{quote\|Glass windows, not planets\|The Elite Hippie}}[[File:WTF.jpg\|thumb\|PEACE TO ALL ALIENS]]
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	{{quote\|Wort wort wort wort wort wort wort . . .\|A very confused Elite}}		{{quote\|Wort wort wort wort wort wort wort . . .\|A very confused Elite}}
	{{quote\|What what what\|elite watching ''lost''}}		{{quote\|What what what\|elite watching ''lost''}}
		+	{{quote\|w00t w00t w00t!\|Noob Elite getting a headshot.}}

	'''Elites''', aka, the blacks of the Covenant, are huge creatures, and are one of the most kick ass troops in the Covenant. They kill the traitorous Brutes, and they kill evil Jackals and save the humble Grunts. They nearly killed the Prophets in the past, and would have made universal peace and happiness. Somehow, this created the [[Covenant]]. They are known to speak their native language of wortish.		'''Elites''', aka, the blacks of the Covenant, are huge creatures, and are one of the most kick ass troops in the Covenant. They kill the traitorous Brutes, and they kill evil Jackals and save the humble Grunts. They nearly killed the Prophets in the past, and would have made universal peace and happiness. Somehow, this created the [[Covenant]]. They are known to speak their native language of wortish.

Covenant Ships

2009-11-22T00:23:04Z

Known Covenant Ships:

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	* Tiddles		* Tiddles
	* Unrelenting Taxman		* Unrelenting Taxman
		+	*The Relentless Taxman

File:Grunt 2.jpg

2009-11-21T23:13:21Z

uploaded "[[File:Grunt 2.jpg]]" I Am GRUNT

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	{{quote\|Wort wort ''wort''!\|A very horny Elite}}		{{quote\|Wort wort ''wort''!\|A very horny Elite}}
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	{{quote\|Wortgy!!\|When on the bed with 7 other Elites.}}		{{quote\|Wortgy!!\|When on the bed with 7 other Elites.}}
	{{quote\|Glass windows, not planets\|The Elite Hippie}}[[File:WTF.jpg\|thumb\|PEACE TO ALL ALIENS]]		{{quote\|Glass windows, not planets\|The Elite Hippie}}[[File:WTF.jpg\|thumb\|PEACE TO ALL ALIENS]]
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	{{quote\|Wort wort wort wort wort wort wort . . .\|A very confused Elite}}		{{quote\|Wort wort wort wort wort wort wort . . .\|A very confused Elite}}
	{{quote\|What what what\|elite watching ''lost''}}		{{quote\|What what what\|elite watching ''lost''}}
		+	{{quote\|w00t w00t w00t!\|Noob Elite getting a headshot.}}

	'''Elites''', aka, the blacks of the Covenant, are huge creatures, and are one of the most kick ass troops in the Covenant. They kill the traitorous Brutes, and they kill evil Jackals and save the humble Grunts. They nearly killed the Prophets in the past, and would have made universal peace and happiness. Somehow, this created the [[Covenant]]. They are known to speak their native language of wortish.		'''Elites''', aka, the blacks of the Covenant, are huge creatures, and are one of the most kick ass troops in the Covenant. They kill the traitorous Brutes, and they kill evil Jackals and save the humble Grunts. They nearly killed the Prophets in the past, and would have made universal peace and happiness. Somehow, this created the [[Covenant]]. They are known to speak their native language of wortish.